{"id":138,"date":"2025-09-04T02:49:02","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T23:49:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quackden.fi\/?page_id=138"},"modified":"2025-09-04T03:05:00","modified_gmt":"2025-09-04T00:05:00","slug":"blog-quack-hen","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.quackden.fi\/index.php\/blog-quack-hen\/","title":{"rendered":"Blog &#8211; Quack Hen"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__list has-dates wp-block-latest-posts\"><li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.quackden.fi\/index.php\/2025\/09\/03\/the-duck-walked-up-to-the-lemonade-stand-and-then-they-said-to-the-man-runnin-the-stand-hey-you-down-for-some-lore\/\">And then they said to the man runnin&#8217; the stand, &#8220;hey, you down for some lore?&#8221;<\/a><time datetime=\"2025-09-03T23:27:50+03:00\" class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-date\">September 3, 2025<\/time><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-excerpt\">I&#8217;ve been interested in tech for as long as I can remember, best gift I&#8217;ve got was this cheap screwdriver with 7 different bits in the handle and shit, did I love that thing. Duck doctor Whos sonic variant, mine let me open up a whole new dimension to life as I knew it, that\u2026 <a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.quackden.fi\/index.php\/2025\/09\/03\/the-duck-walked-up-to-the-lemonade-stand-and-then-they-said-to-the-man-runnin-the-stand-hey-you-down-for-some-lore\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">: And then they said to the man runnin&#8217; the stand, &#8220;hey, you down for some lore?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/div><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/www.quackden.fi\/index.php\/2025\/08\/29\/a-duck-walked-up-to-a-lemonade-stand\/\">A duck walked up to a lemonade stand<\/a><time datetime=\"2025-08-29T18:07:00+03:00\" class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-date\">August 29, 2025<\/time><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-excerpt\">And they said to the man runnin&#8217; the stand:&#8220;Hey, got any grapes?&#8221; The man said, no, we just sell lemonade but it&#8217;s cold, and it&#8217;s fresh, and it&#8217;s all home-made! Can I get you a glass? The duck said, I&#8217;ll pass Then they waddled away (waddle waddle)&#8217;Till the very next day.<\/div><\/li>\n<\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"wp-custom-template-blog-quack-hen","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-138","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quackden.fi\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quackden.fi\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quackden.fi\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quackden.fi\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.quackden.fi\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.quackden.fi\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":142,"href":"https:\/\/www.quackden.fi\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/138\/revisions\/142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.quackden.fi\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}